The Corrupt Wish Game

[portalearth]

If you dont know this game, here's how it works:

i wish for something. the next person to post (no double posting, it ruins the game (there is something called the "edit" button)) the wish "comes true" but something goes horribly wrong:

it doesnt have to be only CF related...it can be RL as well

E.G.

(me)
i wish for My Drumline can get more money

(next person to post)
Granted, but they blow it all on impulse items


see how it works?

for real this time *ahem*

i wish for a can of Monster Energy Drink

[Ancalagon]

Granted, you take one sip and the huge amounts of caffine over whelm your body giving you such bad shacks you can no longer control your space craft and promptly fly into the nearest planet (you are then penalised for suiciding....)

I wish for a pair of fluffy dice for the cockpit of my Lagg

Ancalagon

[BG_Wavey]

Wish granted you receive a lovely pink set of fluffy dice .
They are so big they block your view and you crash into a planet (penalised for suiciding)
I wish I was the best pilot....

[portalearth]

granted, but because you are so good, you have no more friends and are lonely on CF

i wish i wish i was a fish

[Kalisie]

Granted, but you get stranded on a planet with no water and thus die from drying out.

I wish...that my ship had an unlimited amount of credits to blow on anything I want and not have to worry about running out of credits

[Ancalagon]

Granted, your ship has unlimited credits. Unfortunately there is a marxist uprising and you are the first against the wall....

I wish I had a flying car!

[Kalisie]

Granted, unfortunatly you got your car for a cheep discount at walmart and it ended up having no engine, and the wings are made from plastic bags.

I wish I had my own desolate island in the middle of the ocean with an unlimited amount of fresh water and food.

[LaserJet]

Granted, unfortunately the island is in a seismic active zone & sinks in the ocean.

I wish i had... a cold beer (fresh)

[Kalisie]

Granted, but because its so fresh it didnt have time to ferment so instead the effects were that of a plain bottle of water.

I wish for a new working computer that runs better then the one I have now.

[portalearth]

granted, but Shawn Crowder and Chuck Norris come and stomp on it...thus rendering it, inoperable

i wish i did well and not screw up at our Drumline show tomorrow...(wish me luck)